You're playing like a bunch of little girls!
You're playing like a little girl!
Good, good hustle.
Good hustle!
Hustle!
What? Okay, I'm coming! Sorry! Sorry! I'm sorry.
Excuse me!
We got to go.
Sorry. We've got to go!
It's an emergency!
Come on, come on, buddy.
Hey!
Joshua, let's go!
Let's go, buddy.
Josh!
Oh...
Ah...
Oh, my little worm.
Oh, God, I love her so much.
Hello, sweetie.
She looks like...
She...
Look at this little...
Hey.
Did it hurt, Mommy?
Oh, yeah, it did, but not anymore.
Oh, you did?
Oh, not you, Buster.
Oh, Buster!
Baby, I thought we were keeping him locked up.
Okay, okay.
You been listening to Bartok?
I'll see your Bartok
and raise you one Rodgers and Hammerstein.
You hammer any of these nails yourself?
Uh, no, Dad, we had a contractor.
I can't imagine what that cost you.
Shame, nothing like putting your own sweat into a home.
Oh, there's sweat in here, believe me.
By the way it's not rare to have a grandmother
stay and help with the newborn.
- Oh, no... - It would be my pleasure.
No, Hazel.
We're fine.
Are you sure, Abby?
Yes, Mom, we'll be fine.
Because, you should have help.
No.
At least have a nanny.
I mean, isn't that what rich people do in New York?
- Mom, we're fine, really. - We're also not crazy
about this idea of a stranger living here.
Well, you would hardly notice me.
These ten little Indians are all out of arrows.
Well, I hope you won't make me sing, Ned.
A glorious light should shine, Hazel.
You flatterer.
You know, I don't know
if you were interested in seeing a show.
I can get you tickets.
I only want to see one of your shows, Ned.
Well, you're three years too late on that one.
Aw, but what a success.
Mmm, I suppose.
Oh, this is the piece that he's playing for the school recital.
Uh-huh. Can he play, like, "Jesus is my Savior" or...
I don't think so, Mom.
Oh, that's a shame.
Abby, do you think
you could part with that bundle of joy for just a second?
I need some cuddle time.
Oh!
Oh, precious little lady.
Look at you!
Oh, well, she sure has that solid-as-a-rock Cairn chin,
doesn't she?
You can tell she's salt of the earth.
You can just tell.
So, sis... how is everything?
Fine, how are you?
I'm fine, how are you feeling?
I'm feeling fine. I'm good... I am.
Neddy, I'm good, I'm great even.
No blues? No blahs?
Nope.
'Cause I have some exquisite medication I can get you.
No, it's nothing like last time.
Nothing.
Good.
Joshua.
Do you think we could have a little intermission?
Hmm?
I wonder how many rats live in this building?
Joshua.
I'm guessing at least a hundred.
Joshua!
Do you think we can keep it quiet for the baby?
What's that?
Lunch break is probably over.
That's, uh...
that's gut renovation on the penthouse.
How charming.
You baptizing this one?
Oh, well, you know, since we didn't baptizeJoshua, we're...
Yeah, I think it's time for Lily's nap.
So that's a no to baptism?
Uh, I think, you know, we're going to let
our kids make up their own minds about religion.
Hey, why don't we all sing Lily a sleep tight song?
Good idea.
Come on, everybody.
- Come on. - All right.
It's going to be okay.
It's okay, Ma.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle...
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my Lord.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
You feeling better?
What's going on over here?
Did you feed Nero today?
Yeah?
Dad?
Yeah.
I don't like soccer.
I- I thought I did,
and I wanted to... but I don't.
Oh...
Well, you know, that's...
that's okay, you know?
I don't like baseball either.
Well, that's all right.
You ch... you do something else.
You can do whatever you want.
You know?
Do you ever feel weird, Dad?
Weird?
Yeah, yeah, sometimes.
Like if I don't exercise for a while
or wake up in the middle of a dream...
or have too much coffee or something.
Do you ever feel weird about me?
Your weird son?
No.
No, no, no, no, not at all.
Not at all.
You know that magic trick
where the magician puts the person in the box
and spins the box and makes the person disappear?
Yeah?
I know how that trick is done.
If you look carefully, you can tell.
Well, you know, hey, maybe magic is your thing.
We could take you to a magic store.
Get you some tricks.
You know, you don't have to love me.
That's not like a rule or something.
But I do love you.
You're my son. You're my boy.
I'll always love you, no matter what.
Okay?
Brad.
Mm?
Brad.
Hmm?
Do you hear that?
Hmm? What?
I think there's someone in the baby's room.
No, that's static, sweetie.
No, there's someone in Lily's room.
Abby, wait a second. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Sweetie?
Abby.
Damn it.
She's breathing, right?
She's fine, sweetie.
She's fine.
I thought she was choking or something.
It's amazing how tiny they are.
It's almost heartbreaking.
Hey, did you walk the dog?
Okay, let's roll, little man.
Oh.
Oh, don't cry.
Um, yeah, put it on the... put it on the desk.
All right, thanks a lot.
Listen, hey, I'm running late.
I got to... Okay.
Hey, buddy. How you doing?
High five. Down low.
Two. Hey, hey, come on.
You all right?
Okay.
I'll see you later.
Hey!
Did you solve them all already?
And ten million's the minimum for this particular fund.
Of course... of course we would love your support,
but ten is the number.
It's not six.
Yeah.
Okay, now let's
take a moment talking about how and why
these ancient people embalmed their dead.
Mummies?
Yes, mummies.
Oh, you're like a bird trapped in a garage.
Yeah. That's...
Come on. Serve.
Hey.
Hey, I didn't see you there.
Brad...
- Sweetie, I'm... - It ricochets.
I'm cultured, I swear.
See?
God.
You know, someone died in this apartment.
Oh, yeah?
Really?
I- I-I... I'm pretty sure that's not true.
If you think about it,
someone has died
on pretty much every inch of this planet.
You know, dig down anywhere, and you'll find bones.
I don't know. I think you...
We'd probably know if someone was killed here.
I didn't say killed.
Why do you think killed?
Do you have that sense, too?
Nobody died here, man.
Are you sure?
ABBY I'm pretty sure.
Kind of sure.
What? Tell him about it.
Tell him about your shots.
She had her shots today.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah. She was so good.
- I was a mess, however. - Ah...
Oh, you poor thing.
What was I like as a baby?
You were great.
You were... you were very, uh...
You had a lot of... spirit.
You certainly knew what you wanted,
that's for sure.
What did I want?
Ah...
We could never tell.
But I was all right?
You...
Yeah.
You were fine.
You were great.
You really were.
You were a good kid.
Oh, yes, here we are with Joshua, eight days old.
Mommy... and son.
Brad, what are you doing?
BRAD I'm just trying to get a slice of life here, you see.
Well, not now.
Please just get out of here.
Mommy's very tired, very tired, and she's trying to...
Brad, fuck off.
Just give a little... Okay. Okay.
Just leave me alone right now.
Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay.
I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop.
And here we are behind the scenes
with Brad and Abby Cairn.
- Hello, Mommy! - Brad...
Okay, okay, okay...
Ow!
Get out!
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine. I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
What's going on with you?
Hey, it's the new parents.
- Hey, how you been? - Brad!
Fred, Ruth, how you guys doing? Hey...
- Hello, Abernathys. - Hello.
Where you guys been?
- South Africa. - Oh, nice.
My mother finally died.
Oh, sorry.
The weather was unbelievable.
I caught the biggest shark you've ever seen.
- Mm. Really...? - So, how's the new girl?
It's Lily, right?
Yeah. She's good.
You look fabulous.
- Yeah. - No kidding.
- Thank you. - What do you use for...?
- Well, you finally had another. That's great. - Yeah.
It took me three hours to bring in that shark.
Hey, how's Tommy?
Well, we'll see. Uh...
The trumpet was a real mistake.
There is a reason
that nobody plays the trumpet.
So, are we all prepared for an hour of unspeakable music?
Speak for your own child.
I tell you, two kids really changes everything, huh?
Try three.
All right, we'll see you out there.
- Okay. - Break a leg.
- Okay. - Okay.
I hate these people.
Shh, shh, shh, shh. Hey, keep it down.
Are we these people?
It's just a school, baby.
Hey, bullshit.
It is not just a school.
- It's a way of life. - Shh, shh.
And we're smack dab in the middle of it.
- Hi. - Hey.
There he is.
Sorry, I'm late, sis.
Yeah, whatever.
You're right on time.
Ave Maria
Gratia plena...
What's he doing?
Uh, I don't know.
This is... This is...
This is all... This is all wrong.
No. Actually, I think he's...
he's hitting every note.
Joshua? Oh,Joshua...
Excuse me!
You all right?
Hey, hey.
- You okay? - You're okay.
He's okay. You okay, buddy?
Say something.
- You okay? - Come on, buddy, let's go.
Bring him... Just let me bring him.
First I thought he was kidding around with...
What were you doing up there?
You were probably just nervous, huh?
Hey,
I threw up the first time I ever went on stage.
- Oh! - Hey, hey, hey.
Goddamn it.
Will you not drive like a fucking idiot, please?!
Please. Oh, oh, oh, baby.
Honey, honey, honey.
Honey, honey, honey, honey.
- What's wrong? - Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Nothing. She just started crying.
- What did you do? - Shh, shh.
I didn't do anything. I...
Well, she's fine.
- I fed her not too long ago. - Shh, shh, shh.
- Here... No, no, no. - No, I can do it.
- I can do it, sweetie. - No, no. Here, let me.
- I can do it. - Let me have her.
- She's fine. - What's going on with her?
Is it night terrors or something? What's happening?
No. She's fine, she's fine, she's fine.
She doesn't like it...
She likes it when you support her h...
She's fine, she's fine. I'm fine, okay?!
I can handle this.
Just go to bed!
Okay. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Come on, baby...
- Dad? - Jesus.
Oh God, you scared the...
tar out of me.
Everything all right?
Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
How're you feeling?
You feel, you feel better?
She's crying.
Yes, she is.
Come on, buddy, back to bed, let's go.
So how long has she been crying now?
- Uh, five days. - Hmm.
Yeah, she has a slight diaper rash.
You think that, that's it?
- Could that be it? - Well...
you know, um...
some babies just like to cry.
Yeah.
Here you go.
Not this, not again.
Not, not this one.
You know, she was, she was perfect
until five days ago.
Maybe she just has a lot to say.
Okay.
Could you take her for a second?
Yeah, sure.
Where have you been?
Hey, what's...
What is that, is that the, is that the baby
- or the dog? - Or me?
- What? - Take a deep breath, Brad.
That's our life you're smelling.
Give me the binky.
Wait.
Good God, ma...
Mommy's upset, huh?
Oh, no, little baby.
Look we have the binky.
The binky's here.
There's the binky.
Yeah.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Hey, pal.
Hi.
What's going on here?
What are you...
what are you doing with all your stuff?
I'm giving it away,
to the poor.
You're giving it away to the poor?
Every one of your toys?
Josh...
You know, these, these toys aren't cheap.
I'm starting over.
Starting over?
From what?
Mom said I could.
Mom said you could.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, of course she did, well...
at least you're keeping Pandy.
Dad, is Mommy all right?
Yeah, yeah,
she's just tired, pal.
Why do you ask?
Nothing.
Lily asleep?
Yeah, I got her to fall asleep.
Pretty good, huh?
You're better at it than Mommy.
I'm not sure about that.
You are. Really.
What's going on with your hair here?
Huh, what is it, made of plastic?
Hey, I know things have been kind of stressful
around here lately.
It can't be easy for you.
You okay?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What are you... what are you doing?
In Egypt,
when they embalmed people, like pharaohs,
they broke the nose and removed the brain
through the opening.
Ahh.
Josh, that's...
They drained the body of all its fluid
on a special stone slab.
Josh...
Josh,Josh,
Josh, wh-wh-why are you doing that?
Why... don't...
This guarantees him a glorious afterlife.
They chanted something, too,
but I'm making that part up.
Filthy animal.
You filthy, filthy animal.
Oh...
That's right.
You're a disgusting dog.
No, no, Brad!
- Huh? - Buster.
No!
What's wrong?
All right, come on, come on.
Come on, Buster.
Let's go, come on.
I mean can't your parents take him?
No.
They can't take him.
What's wrong, sweetie?
Nice that everything is quiet.
Ugh, are you kidding me?
I still hear her echo.
Sweetie, what's, what's going on?
You okay?
I love you bunches.
I love ya.
Sweetie.
Look at this, this is beautiful.
All right, come on, that's my side.
Let's go.
I'm gonna take a look at this.
Let me get, let me get a little slice of this.
Please.
Don't worry about Lily,
I'm gonna feed her tonight, okay.
Okay, but you have to warm the breast milk.
No problem.
You look so good.
Look at this, voluptuous.
This is so nice.
That's Latin for fat pig.
No, baby, this is just good clean fun.
This is beautiful.
It's love.
Come on, sweetie.
Not in the mood, huh?
Oh, we can't have sex anyway.
Well, we can do other things.
You know, like...
stuff.
You know...
Do you hear that?
What?
I think someone's upstairs.
Yeah, well, maybe it's the owners
checking up on the progress.
At 10:30?
You know I love the smell of your pits.
- Brad... - Maybe it's rats, I don't know.
Maybe, there's got to be a hundred
in this building.
- Don't worry about it. - No, not now, okay.
May- Maybe soon but not now.
Okay.
Hey!
Not good, huh?
No, no, it was...
It was an aggressive position,
but it'll work out.
- I hope. - Hey, I got to take off
- early. - Yeah?
Yeah.
Reason?
Teacher-parent meeting.
Send the nanny,
that's what I do.
That's funny.
Not a joke.
It'll be up a point by the time the market closes.
Now that is a joke.
It's... I'll see you tomorrow.
Thanks, pal.
I don't know.
- I don't know what it is. - Mmm.
You pick her up and she cries,
you put her down and she cries.
I don't know.
I don't know why you just don't hire a nanny.
Get Mary Poppins for Christ's sake.
Did Brad put you up to this?
No.
I'm just saying you need a break.
Go... shopping, go out to dinner.
Go get a hotel room and take a nap.
Just get out of here for a little while.
It'll do everybody some good.
I could never leave her with anybody else.
Have you spoken to your shrink?
So sick of shrinks.
I've given them 17 years, what have they given me?
A migraine.
I'm just saying you got to stay
on top of these things.
Speaking from personal experience.
I mean, I'm a little worried here.
Look at this.
Look at this, maybe I'm...
maybe I'm not providing for her.
Well, that's quite a device.
It looks like you're giving oxygen to your tit.
Shut up.
Oh, I was kidding.
No, you shut up!
Oh, please.
I was kidding.
Look, it's not all that bad.
And it's... shh.
It's gonna get better.
This is the slog.
This is the slog, right?
Soon enough our little Lily's gonna be adorable
and all of this is gonna be forgotten.
See.
Oh, God, please.
Hi, honey.
Joshua, my boy.
Can I go out for a bit, Mom?
- Sure. - Off to bury the evidence, huh?
Where are you going?
I have some more toys for Goodwill.
Okay, but just come home right afterwards, yeah?
You let him walk the streets by himself,
at nine years old?
Oh, come on.
I mean, does he seem like your typical nine-year-old?
Yeah, I suppose not.
Mrs., uh...
Ms. Danforth.
Ms. Danforth, hi.
- Yes, hi. - Hi.
Yeah, I'm sorry I'm late.
Oh, no that's fine.
I, uh...
got tied up.
Hey, which one's his desk?
Oh, it's right here.
Front and center.
Oh, well, that's good, eager beaver, huh?
Um... yeah.
Oh, um,
can I ask a question, Ms. Danforth?
Yes, Mr. Cairn.
Joshua, he's, uh...
How smart is he?
Well, this might be getting ahead of ourselves,
but we thinkJoshua might benefit
by skipping a grade,
maybe two.
Hmm.
Yeah, we're so different.
Me and my son.
My son and I...
I- I-I, uh...
You know, I'd probably be the kid in the class
who picked on him 'cause he was different.
Hey, where are the animals in the...?
Oh, a couple of weeks ago, they all died.
It was a horrible day.
Oh, that is horrible. What happened?
We think maybe there was a fungus in the food pellets.
We've contacted the manufacturer.
In fact, we're using it as an exercise in consumer rights.
Clumsy, Abby.
Yeah, she's so clumsy when she's tired.
Mm-hmm.
You were right.
There are ghosts here.
Everywhere there are ghosts.
Um...
Joshua, um,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Come here.
Oh.
Oh... oh, God.
Poor, clumsy Abby.
Oh.
Oh, I feel it.
You know, and it feels kind of prickly.
Hmm.
Oh... oh, yeah.
You know, I used to have a pair of red boots.
My God, they were so sexy.
Hey.
Hey. How are you, sis?
I'm so glad you could come.
15 stitches.
She's a trooper.
I can, I can stay.
No, no, no, go home.
Go home, we'll be fine.
We're good, get some sleep.
I'll see you later.
Hello?
Hey, hey, buddy.
What you doing?
Huh?
Scoot over.
Is Mommy going to get better?
Yes, she will.
Look what I got. I got you a book.
Valley of the Kings.
Pretty cool, huh?
You like that?
Thank you so much.
You're welcome so much.
You know, people say the Met,
but the Brooklyn Museum's
the place to go for Egyptian art.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Your father's a wealth of information.
You didn't know that, did you?
Maybe we'll go sometime.
Hey, there she is.
Hi, sweetie.
- How are ya? - How're you doing?
I'm good. You look tired.
Oh.
How are they doing?
Good and it's fine here.
Everything is quiet.
Lily settled down, Abby's in bed.
You should take a nap, too.
- Yeah. - It's the weekend, for heaven sakes.
Go on and get some sleep.
I appreciate you coming all this way.
Please, will you go have a rest?
Thanks, but I'm not tired.
- Look, I'm here so you can relax. - Okay.
Hazel, I don't need another goddamn thing.
Hey, hey, hey, ooh.
Slow down. It's me.
How's your foot?
It's fine.
Are you pumping?
Yeah, I'm pumping.
You know, if your saint of a mother's
going to be feeding Lily at night,
she's going to need some milk.
Abby...
Don't take Lily away from me.
Of course not, of course I'm not going to take her...
She needs me, not some dried up old sponge.
Abby, Abby, Abby.
Sweetie.
Y- you...
Let's all try to get along, you know what I mean?
Come on.
I know, I know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
She's here to help.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I got your prescriptions.
This is for your foot,
and this is going to make you...
feel better.
It'll help your, uh...
You know what I mean?
Can I breast-feed?
No.
No, sweetie, but this is,
this is just a hurdle.
Abby, you know, once you get over this hurdle,
you can ease off the medication.
You can start breast-feeding again.
It's just a few weeks, maybe a month.
That's all.
I'm going to take care of everything, you know?
I'm going to take care of the laundry.
I'm going to take care of Lily.
Don't you worry.
Okay?
Mommy, Daddy?
Hey, sport.
I'm going to go and walk the dog.
Okay, sport.
Just around the block.
- Mommy, Daddy? - Yeah?
I love you.
When did you start calling him "sport"?
Hey.
- Tough week, huh? - Yeah.
I think it's getting better.
I mean, Lily's slowly figuring life out.
And I think Abby's starting to see
the light at the end of the tunnel.
I don't know.
Excuse me?
I mean, all in all, I'm positive.
Oh, well, I am so relieved.
See I thought we were losing money
hand over fist.
I thought we were on the verge
of losing a year's gains in the matter of a month.
I thought we were fucked.
But as long as everybody's happy
at home, then I just- I feel so much better.
Okay, uh, I know it looks bad.
It is bad!
Our long is looking short!
Okay, okay. But we've got to sit tight.
It's just a little sell-off
and then it'll be a big buyback.
It's gonna work out, Chester.
It's gonna get better.
Hazel, you don't have to do that.
Oh, I enjoy it.
I'm having a grand old time.
And where is Lily?
- Napping. - Oh.
- Fuck! - Sorry.
Sorry.
Yeah?
Where, where is he?
He's in the kitchen, sweetie.
Oh, Buster.
Hey, pal.
Oh, no.
Oh, Buster.
Hey, pal.
No!
Well, what should we do for food?
I- I don't know.
I'm not going into that kitchen.
They'll be here soon.
Did he eat anything in the park?
Joshua? Hey.
Did-did he eat anything in the park?
Anything peculiar at all?
No.
And then you took him right home?
Josh?
- Did you take him right home? - Yeah.
Did you give him anything at all?
Did you give him anything?
Brad, he was an old dog.
Every dog has its day, and Buster had a shitty fucking day.
Join the club.
Wait, wait, wait.
We should keep this.
Brad?
Yeah, sweetie?
You have to come home right now.
They're coming through the ceiling.
Hmm?
They're coming through the ceiling.
Hi!
Hi, sweetie.
We have to hurry.
Okay.
W- where is it? Is it in the bathroom?
I don't understand. Is it...
Uh... I'm sorry? Where?
Shit.
Uh-huh.
There's nothing?
No, I mean, uh...
There's a crack up there, but I mean,
that crack has been there forever.
Is everything okay?
Because I've got to...
I've got to be at Midtown... for the...
What's going on?
Look at me.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
It's okay, but now I've got to go.
Sweetie.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I love our kids.
I love our kids, too.
Reach to Him, the hand that is always there!
The hand ofJesus.
He is always there!
Reach to Him and He will embrace you!
He will prepare you.
He will arm you with the sword of righteousness
so you will not have to fight this battle alone!
We have big news.
Good news.
What is it?
Joshua.
I want to get born again.
You what?
I tookJoshua to a prayer meeting today
and he was touched by the spirit.
Weren't you, son?
And he wants to get right with Christ.
Well, too bad his mom is a big, fatJew.
Mom.
Well, his father is a proud, strong Christian.
And Joshua made this decision for himself.
Mom...
- I'm-I'm sorry, but that's not happening. - No.
Well, you said it was his decision.
And he's old enough now to make that decision.
Mom, I think we have some say.
Well, you said that it was his decision.
- You fucking bitch. - Mom.
- Abby, Abby, Abby. - No, no, no, no.
No! No! No child of mine
is going to grow up to be a goddamn Evangelical nutcase.
Okay, okay.
Okay, Abby.
No! You've been whispering poison into his ears.
You fucking narrow-minded medieval scold.
Abby! Abby!
You know, Abby, I feel sorry for you.
That motherhood is such a chore.
You know what?
Get out of my house!
Okay, okay, let's-let's turn down the volume a little bit here, okay?
You know, maybe you should try Christ
instead of all those pills.
You know what? Get out!
Ow!
Calm down, calm down.
It's always a battle,Joshua.
Just hold tight to your sword.
Mom, I'm just saying he's young.
He doesn't know, he doesn't know what he wants yet, okay?
And he's reading the... the Bible!
And my-my-my wife,
just as things are starting to get good...
now I've got to medicate her...
because... because you crossed the line.
Now is not the time, Mom.
I- I need you here.
Wait a second. Wait a sec.
Wait one second, little man.
Now I want you to listen.
I have been quiet and nice the last few weeks.
But now I have something to say.
This is no place for a family.
This is not a home.
This is my home.
No, this is a house.
It's an apartment.
It's not a home.
Okay.
All this shouting and this rage and anger,
you know, that infects a soul, Bradley.
You know that.
Regardless of God.
Okay, okay, okay.
So stop acting like a boy,
and start acting like a man.
And take care of your family!
You leave New York.
You come home.
You've been playing city long enough.
It's time to grow up, Bradley.
Once and for all.
So, you loveJesus, huh?
Go to bed.
Can you help me out, little man?
Just something.
Anything.
I'm no chooser here.
I'll give you five dollars if I can throw a rock at you.
Knock, knock.
Hello, hello, hello!
Hazel, are you ready
for your big night out on the town?
Dinner atJoe Allen's followed
by the magic of...
The Lion King.
Oh, Ned.
I can't wait. Uh...
Let me just, uh, quickly fix my face.
Honey, I can't...
I can't get home right now, okay?
I'm expecting a thing of beauty.
Sleep tight.
Hi. You know I... You know I told you
I need to nail this tomorrow, right?
You know, I told you this a million times, right?
Joshua's fine, everyone's fine.
Okay, listen to me, listen to me, listen, listen.
Shh, shh, shh, listen, listen.
Just be the wonderful mother that you are, okay?
And everything's going to be just fine.
I got to go, okay?
Just... I got to go, I got to go. I love you.
Hey.
Mommy?
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Ah, she finally fell asleep.
Are you okay, Mommy?
Yeah, yeah.
I just...
Mommy's just being silly.
You know, hormones.
What moans?
N- Never mind.
So...
Are we safe, Mommy?
Well, what do you mean?
Does Daddy love me?
Of course he loves you.
Yes, he loves you very, very much.
Yeah.
But not like a mommy.
Can we play together?
Yeah. Yeah, let's play a game, huh?
What do you want to play, backgammon?
Hide-and-seek.
Hide-and-seek?
Oh. Well, I...
Okay, fine.
Good. I'll hide, you seek.
Yeah, I figured as much.
You close your eyes and count to 50.
Okay.
And Mommy?
Yeah?
No peeking.
Okay.
One, two, three,
four, five,
six, seven,
eight, nine, ten,
11, 12,
13,
14, 15...
45, 46,
47, 48,
49...
50!
Ready or not, here I come.
I'm going to get you.
Are you here?
Where are you?
Where are you?!
Huh?
Where are you?
Joshua!
You know how to get a-a Polish guy out of a tree?
A one-armed Polish guy out of a tree.
I- I already messed it up.
You wave to him.
That's a... little ditty I...
Hello. What's up?
What?
Joshua!
Where are you?!
Oh.
Honey?
Lily?
Lily?!
Oh, Christ.
Abby, you in here?
Sweetie?
Abby?
Sweetie?
Oh, baby.
Oh, sweetie.
It's okay.
Everything's fine.
You're going to be okay, sweetie.
You're going to be okay.
Everything's going to be okay.
You're okay.
You're my angel.
You're my little angel.
Hey, kiddo, you okay?
Shh!
It's okay, sweetie.
It's okay.
Did you get hurt?
Are you hurt?
Lily's fine. See, look.
She's asleep in her crib.
She's fine. See?
- Okay? - You!
Sweetie, sweetie.
You!
Did you even look for me, Mommy?
- You! - Abby! Abby! Abby!
Abby!
Abby, come here.
Ah! You scratched me!
Sorry I-
I didn't go inside. It's the smell.
- Yeah. - You know, it brings up...
unpleasant memories.
- You got a light? - Yeah.
How is she?
She's pretty heavily medicated.
Good.
The doctor said she hasn't been taking her medication,
but I... I-I-I made sure every day.
- I mean, I thought I was on top of that. - Yeah.
- You know? - We Davidoffs are crafty.
She's probably cheeking the dose.
Why, why? Why would she do that?
It's the eternal question.
I've been playing spot the loony,
but it's hard to tell.
She was really...
Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
Oh, what are you sorry about?
I feel like I let her down, dude.
Oh, come on, man. This runs in the family.
She'll get better, she will.
It's-you've got to be optimistic.
They've made great strides in psychotropics.
You sure you want to do this?
Oh, Chester, I don't think I have a choice.
You know, a lot of people find comfort in work
when things are tough at home.
You give up on work,
you might find yourself with nothing, chief.
I'm just taking a vacation.
Is that what you're calling it?
Yeah, two weeks vacation.
I've got personal days, too.
This is not the time for a vacation.
- I'll be checking in. - Buddy.
Wait, are you my friend?
Are we really buddies?
Because if we are, then you'll understand.
If we're not, that's fine.
But you're gonna have to fire me.
- Whoa, there. - Hey, hey.
I can't- Do you love your kids?
Yeah, of course.
I- I have to be home right now.
Okay? Cover for me or don't.
Hello?
Mom? Joshua?
Anybody here?
What're you looking at?
Seth.
He's the god of chaos.
Seth?
That's the name of the god of chaos?
Pity those heathens.
Seth cut Osirus into 14 pieces.
Bad Seth.
But Seth is also good.
Without Seth, there is no order
because Seth is the only one
who can battle the evil serpent, Apep.
- Huh. - Apep is all bad.
Pure darkness.
He eats his own screams.
That's his only nourishment.
Enough of this myth.
If Apep swallowed you, you become nothing.
A nonbeing.
Till the end of existence, you'd remain in Apep's guts,
slowly digested for all of eternity.
And nobody would care 'cause nobody would
realize you were missing.
And then came Moses to stop all this nonsense.
Practice carrying...
You'll grow into it, honey, we all do.
Nothing. She just started crying.
What did you do?
I didn't do anything.
Hi.
How you doing?
Going to the Brooklyn Museum of Art.
Let's go, let's go.
You know what, sweetie,
I really need to use this little girls' room
right here for a sec, all right?
You stay right here with the, uh...
Uh...
What the fuck...
Joshua!
What were you doing?!
- Where were you? - Where were you?!
Brad.
So sorry. My God, Bradley.
Jesus Christ, Mom.
I'm so sorry.
Bradley.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
You gave me such a fright.
Shh, shh, shh.
Don't! No! No! Oh! You...
Nana!
No!
Does somebody have a cell phone?
I don't know...
I'm just so sorry about your mother.
I... those stairs.
They were just an accident waiting to happen.
Yeah. I don't know what happened, you know?
She was up there
with Josh...
Yeah.
You know, they say she slipped.
No doubt about it.
You have had one fucked-up month.
I think he pushed her.
Who?
Joshua.
Come on. That's...
Come on. You're...
You're talking about a nine-year-old boy.
I think all of this has been his doing.
Do you hear me? I think Abby...
I think the screaming- Lily's screaming...
There must be something we can do.
You don't understand. I'm trying...
Maybe you should think about talking to someone.
What are you talking about?
You mean like a shrink or something?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
I know if you...
This isn't about me. I'm talking about...
Ah!Joshua, my boy.
Lily's sleeping with me from now on.
Daddy?
Yes?
I'm scared.
Yeah? Well...
Daddy?
Yeah?
I don't understand.
Go to bed.
Daddy?
Do you like my house?
I made it last night.
I know what you're doing,Josh.
I don't know why you're doing it, but I'm on to you.
They're just blocks, Daddy.
You're not going to hurt anybody else.
Are you mad at me?
Do you still love me, Daddy?
I think you're sick,Josh.
I don't feel sick.
Not at all.
Why are you doing this?
Huh?
You know what the best part is, Daddy?
Hi. How are you?
Good to see you.
Really good to see you.
Hey, buddy, this is Dr. Polsheck.
She's here to talk to you.
Oh, no. Betsy, please.
Hello,Joshua.
Betsy's a child psychologist.
She's going to talk to you.
Yeah. Maybe you could show me your room. I hear
you have a guinea pig. I love guinea pigs.
My guinea pig?
Okay.
Great.
Have fun, buddy.
Do you like to draw?
Oh, I love drawing.
Keep drawing. That's good.
That's really something.
Joshua, come here for a second.
Why don't you do me a favor,
and go in your bedroom? All right?
Just for a second?
Listen, I should be alone with the boy, okay?
Yeah. Sure.
Do you see...? This...
this is off. Something is wrong here.
This has got to be the sign of some kind of...
- You got that right. - Sociopath?
No, no, no, Mr. Cairn.
That's... that's not it.
What is this?
This picture is a textbook example of abuse.
Okay? That boy is being abused...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
to such a degree that I can't...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me tell you what you're dealing with here.
- I don't care... - He probably...
He probably researched it.
He probably looked it up on the computer.
He probably knew exactly what to draw.
This is abuse I'm talking about right here.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
What are you...? Nobody's beating him.
I'm not... He probably...
Why are you being so defensive?
- I'm not being... - I'm just pointing out the fact
- that your son has been abused. - Listen, you have to...
Back off!. Okay?
Talked to your headmaster.
- You did? - Yeah.
We agreed you're not being challenged enough,
so we're going to send you somewhere else far away.
You're going to learn how to ski.
It's going to be great.
But how could...?
End of discussion, little man.
No buts, okay?
You're going away.
You understand?
Hey.
Josh... Joshua!
What?
What are you looking at?
Josh?
Josh, I want you to come here right now, you hear me?
Josh.
Hey, boy.
It's me. I want to talk to you.
We're going to talk about this.
Josh?
Joshua?
Josh!
Everything's okay, buddy. Come on out.
I know you're here.
Listen, nothing's set in stone, okay?
All right, suit yourself.
Josh?
Josh!
Joshua.
What are you doing?
Come out from under there.
I don't want to go.
Joshua, come on.
Come out from under there.
- I want to stay here - Shh, shh, shh, shh.
- with you and Lily... - Shh, shh, shh.
- and Mom when she gets better. - Shh, shh.
- Come here. - I want to stay.
- Come on. - Ow!
Ow!
Come here.
What's going on?
Ah, oh.
My God,Joshua, what happened to you?
- What happened? - I slipped.
You what?
I slipped.
- I-I... - Joshua, please tell me what happened.
- I slipped, really. - Who did this to you?
- I slipped, really. - Who did this to you?!
- I slipped. - You tell me who did it to you.
Look, it's just there, okay? That's all.
It doesn't hurt much.
Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay?
- Stay, stay with me. - Shh, shh, shh.
- Stay. - Josh.
- I got to go check... - Stay.
I got to check on Lily.
- Stay with me. - I got to go.
Stay like you used to.
You're gonna...
Stay with me like you used to.
Okay, okay, okay, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Just go to sleep. Just go to sleep.
Just go to sleep, buddy.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Josh? Josh.
Shh. She's almost done.
You were hungry this morning, weren't you?
It's a beautiful day.
After this, how about we go outside and play?
Joshua...
Beware of theJabberwock.
What?
Shh...
shh, shh, shh, shh.
Did he just...
just take your fuckin' binky?!
Joshua.
Joshua!
Where's Lily's binky?
Joshua!
Joshua, come down.
Josh.
Shh, shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh, shh.
It's okay, it's okay.
Come on.
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
I'm talking to you. You better come down here right now.
- You better come down here right now. - Joshua.
- Joshua.
- Joshua... - Joshua.
I'm not fucking around with you right now,
you understand me?
Come down right now.
Goddamn it!
- Bobby, get down from... - Where is it?
- Where is it?
Where's Lily's binky?
- Where is it? - Where is it?
You answer me.
- You answer your father. - You answer your father.
Answer your father!
No, no, no, Daddy!
Josh.
I'm sorry.
Nobody will ever love you.
Oh, Chester, thank God.
- Hey, buddy. - Sit down, sit down.
What's going on here?
When am I getting bail?
Not till Monday.
Don't you know?
Never beat up your kid in public on the weekend.
Chester, um, I-I appreciate you coming.
- All right. - I've had a long...
Whatever! Whatever! I'm here!
You see the judge tomorrow.
I've been doing a little snooping via a friend.
This is bad.
This is really bad.
Yeah, I know it's bad, okay?
It isn't the whole story, Chester.
We'll, let's see.
- It's not... - Let's see.
Uh, over 30 eyewitnesses,
your boy tells the cops he's been being abused
since his sister was born,
bruises all over his body,
a sheaf ofJoshua's drawings
that have the authorities drooling...
Chester, goddamn it, it isn't the whole story, okay?
- Look... - I'm trying to tell...
I have to get out of here now.
They say you were tampering with Abby's medication.
What? That's-that's insane.
No, look, I don't care
if she's from the Philippines
or Philadelphia, I just need
someone who knows how to take care of a baby.
Listen, if it looks like it's for a kid,
pick it up and pack it, okay? Thanks.
Oh, for the love of God, please, today.
Yes, yes.
Imelda sounds great.
Yes.
Great, send her over. Thank you. Thank you, very much.
Bye.
Hey...
Imelda...
sounds like she is one fabulous cook,
which makes you one very, very lucky girl.
Want to suck on your hand instead?
Oh! Your sister's just about the cutest thing in the whole world.
I love her more than anything.
You know, siblings are very important
in strange times.
Speaking from experience.
Like you and Mom?
Yeah.
- Ned? - Mm-hmm?
I'm glad you're here.
I mean...
you, me, th...
this feels right, doesn't it?
The way it always should have been.
We should compose something together.
Nobody ever called me "Daddy"
Actually, that's not true.
Ugh!
You know they didn't ever
Have to love me
No, no, no
And no one will ever love them now
But they always wanted somehow
To save me
Why, oh, why?
For pity's sake
They should have saved themselves
But you, you always said I never missed a note
And nobody ever knew me like you do
You always said it was gonna be okay
I only ever really wanted to be with you.